Machine Gun Fart

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A never-ending fart storm that sounds like a war zone and smells like a rotten, sweaty, moldy gym sock that’s been trapped in a landfill for a decade.
My dad’s fart during family dinner sounded like a machine gun and smelled like a dead raccoon in a sock.
At the bus stop, my friend let one rip so loud, the whole bus turned around.
During my math test, I let one rip so strong, the teacher thought I was possessed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Farts that pop out like gunshots, one after another, loud and proud, like you just won the fart championship.
At the movie theater, my little brother let one rip so loud, the movie paused.
During my mom’s speech, I let one rip, and she turned around and yelled at me.
My dog let one rip during a thunderstorm, and it sounded like a war broke out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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That fart that sputters on like a broken hose, trying to get out but only making a mess of your pants and your dignity.
During my science class, I let one rip, and my lab partner walked out.
At the restaurant, my dad let one rip, and the waiter brought him a napkin and a drink.
During my little sister’s dance recital, I let one rip, and the whole audience laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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