machine gun arse

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a person who lets out loud farts one after another like a machine gun, making everyone suffer

At the dinner table, my uncle became a machine gun arse and ruined the whole meal.

During the movie, my friend started farting like a machine gun and no one could focus.

At the bus stop, the guy next to me was a machine gun arse and I had to run away.

someone who farts so much and so loud it’s like a machine gun blasting your face with butt explosions

At the party, my cousin was a machine gun arse and I could hear it from the other room.

During the Zoom call, my boss turned into a machine gun arse and everyone had to laugh.

In the car, my little brother became a machine gun arse and I had to open the window.

a person who farts nonstop and so loud it’s like a machine gun firing right up your nose

During the yoga class, my neighbor was a machine gun arse and I couldn’t breathe.

At the coffee shop, the guy next to me was a machine gun arse and I had to switch seats.

During the exam, my friend was a machine gun arse and I failed because of it.