Machine God

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The god of gadgets and bacon; he eats pork like it's going out of style and will curse you with broken machines if you don't bring him a sausage. He’s also known as Porkor Loki, the god of chaos and crispy meat.
'I brought him a whole ham, and he gave me a cursed toaster.'
'My printer stopped working because I forgot to offer him bacon.'
'He cursed my fridge, and now it only plays Smashing Pumpkins songs.'
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A stupid story made up by Billy Corgan to make people think he’s deep. The Machines of God are just a bunch of fake machines that help Glass in his dumb adventure, and no one knows what happened in chapter four.
'I tried to find chapter four, but it’s hidden in a cursed lyric booklet.'
'Billy Corgan’s brain is full of glitter and bad lyrics.'
'The Mystery was just a conspiracy to sell more albums.'
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