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The god of gadgets and bacon; he eats pork like it's going out of style and will curse you with broken machines if you don't bring him a sausage. He’s also known as Porkor Loki, the god of chaos and crispy meat.
'I brought him a whole ham, and he gave me a cursed toaster.'
'My printer stopped working because I forgot to offer him bacon.'
'He cursed my fridge, and now it only plays Smashing Pumpkins songs.'