machine bum

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A human trash can that eats junk like corn or peanuts until their butt explodes with a mix of poop and undigested crap, making them look like a broken sprinkler.
My cousin ate a whole bag of peanuts and now he's leaking snacks out of his butt like a broken pipe.
She turned into a walking snack machine after eating 10 ears of corn.
He looked like a malfunctioning toilet after that peanut binge.
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A person who eats so much garbage they turn into a walking diarrhea machine, with food coming out of their butt like it's a snack conveyor belt.
He ate so many corn cobs, his pants got stained with snack sludge.
She turned into a snack volcano after the peanut attack.
The guy looked like he had a snack leak from his butt.
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A person who eats like a pig and then poops like a dragon, turning their butt into a snack volcano that spews out everything they ate.
That guy ate like a pig and pooped like a dragon.
She turned into a snack dragon after eating 5 bags of peanuts.
He was leaking snacks from his butt like it was a snack fountain.
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