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A way of doing something like a boss, with no doubts and plenty of power, like a champ.
I machine this test, no way I'm failing.
He machine-dropped the mic and walked out.
She machine-solved the problem in 10 seconds.
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In London, it's a gun, the kind you point at someone and say 'you're dead.'
That guy pulled out a machine and started shooting.
She had a machine in her purse, ready to go.
He said, 'I've got a machine for you.'
3
What computer nerds call their computers, like they're the only ones who matter.
My machine is faster than yours, obviously.
He spent all his money on a new machine.
She brought her machine to the party and it ate everyone.
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In ebonics, it's a car, like you're riding in style or you're late because of traffic.
I was late because my machine broke down.
He drove up in his fancy machine.
She got in her machine and left me behind.
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In Toronto, it's a burner or a gun, the kind you use to blow up things or fake identities.
He used his machine to burn down the house.
She had a machine for faking her identity.
They used a machine to escape the cops.
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The government, the bunch of people who make rules and then forget about them.
The machine made a rule and then forgot it.
They said the machine was going to fix everything.
The machine taxes you and then you forget about it.
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In the UK, it's a gun, the kind that goes boom and makes you run.
He pulled out a machine and said, 'you're dead.'
The machine went boom and I got hit.
She used a machine to scare the whole street.
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