Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The messed-up way Patrick Star’s brain works when he’s trying to figure out how to eat more pizza and still be cool.

Patrick: 'I can eat 10 slices and still be the best friend.'

Patrick: 'I don’t need a brain, I need a pizza.'

Patrick: 'I’m not dumb, I’m just lazy.'

2

A person who just keeps grinding like a donkey on a treadmill. They don’t stop, they don’t care, and they’ll probably beat you up if you try to slow them down.

Player: 'I ran the entire game and still had energy.'

Coach: 'He’s like a beast in a meat grinder.'

Fan: 'That guy’s a tank! He don’t stop.'

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3

A gadget that makes your life easier, or a person who’s too high to care about anything else. Either way, it’s all about getting the job done, whether it’s cooking or sniffing glue.

Bro: 'That machine just makes everything better.'

User: 'I’m not a person, I’m a machine for weed.'

Friend: 'He’s like a robot, just high all the time.'

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4

Bert Kreischer when he’s in the middle of a wild Russian story and everyone is scared of him.

Bert: 'I was in the mafia and I did stuff.'

Friend: 'He’s like a Russian horror movie.'

Person: 'He told me stories that scared my dog.'

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5

Stuff that messes with your head and makes you do dumb stuff. It could be the government, school, or just your mom yelling at you.

Student: 'School messed my brain up.'

Person: 'The government made me eat beans.'

Kid: 'My mom’s voice is a machination.'

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6

A nickname for a guy who’s not the best player but still gets called out by a famous commentator. It’s like being the ugly kid in the class but still getting extra homework.

Commentator: 'That guy’s like a backup player.'

Fan: 'He’s the weird one on the team.'

Player: 'I’m just the backup, not the main show.'

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7

The government, but also the reason you have to do taxes and sit in a boring class.

Person: 'The government is like a big, boring monster.'

Student: 'I hate taxes because of the government.'

Kid: 'The government is why I’m stuck in school.'

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