Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To sneak around like a sneaky snake trying to stab you in the back with a rusty knife.

I spent three hours waiting for the pizza, then my friend showed up and took the last slice.

The teacher let us out early, but my friend still had to stay for detention.

My mom said I could go to the party if I cleaned my room, but I didn’t clean it.

2

A human robot that never stops moving, even when it’s tired and wants to die.

That kid ran the whole track without even breaking a sweat.

My dog ran around the house like it was on fire.

My cousin ran the marathon and then went to the gym.

3

A machine is a fancy word for a robot that does your homework for you. Or it's a person who’s high and thinks they're a robot.

My robot did my math homework and I got an A.

My brother says he’s a robot when he’s high and just stares at the ceiling.

My robot forgot to do my science project and I failed.

4

A guy who robs banks, eats bread, and talks like a Russian gangster.

He robs banks and eats bread like it’s a religion.

He talks like he’s from Russia and he’s the king of the mob.

He eats bread every day and still robs banks.

5

Anything that makes you do stupid stuff that you don’t want to do.

The government told me to eat my veggies and I did it.

My teacher made me do extra homework and I cried.

My mom told me to clean my room and I almost died.

6

A nickname for a guy who plays basketball and sometimes gets blocked by people who are taller than him.

He played basketball and got blocked by a guy who was twice his size.

He’s a backup guard and gets blocked every game.

He got blocked by a kid who was in third grade.

7

The government is a bunch of people who tell you what to do and don’t listen to you.

The government told me to pay taxes and I didn’t like it.

The government made me go to school and I cried.

The government said I had to work and I said no.