machinarrhea

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The gross, sticky, chili sludge that comes out of the nacho machine like it’s trying to poop on you.

I ate a nacho and now my tongue feels like it’s covered in old socks.

The chili came out so fast, it looked like the machine was having a tantrum.

I took one bite and my whole life became a nightmare.

The chunky, brown goo that comes out of the nacho machine like it’s been sitting there too long and got angry.

That chili looked like it had been in there since the last millennium.

I got a nacho and it tasted like my brother’s old sneakers.

The machine spat it out like it was telling me to go away.

The slimy, icky stuff that oozes from the nacho machine like it’s trying to ruin your day.

I took a bite and it felt like my mouth was being invaded by sludge soldiers.

That chili was so bad, it should’ve been exiled.

I got a nacho and now I have to live with the shame.