Machinacide

My printer died because I spilled coffee on it and then I yelled at it.

The robot vacuum got run over by my dad's car. No remorse.

My laptop exploded because I dropped it in the toilet and then I cursed it.

I broke my phone because it wouldn't charge and I was already late for school.

The microwave got turned off for good because I used it too much and it wouldn't stop beeping.

My mom killed the washing machine because it wouldn't spin and she was already mad at the dryer.

I threw my Xbox out the window because it wouldn't load my game and I was already stressed.

The toaster got kicked out of the kitchen because it burned my toast and I was already tired.

My dad smashed the blender because it wouldn't make smoothies and he was already mad at the fridge.

I unplugged my computer because it was running slow and I had no patience.

The smart speaker got yelled at for playing the wrong song and it was already tired.

My mom unplugged the printer because it kept making noise and she was already late for work.

I hit my phone because it wouldn't open my app and I was already in a bad mood.

The robot vacuum got cursed for not cleaning my room and it was already tired.

My dad kicked the blender because it wouldn't make smoothies and he was already mad.