machinaccino

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A lousy coffee fake made by broken machines in places like gas stations and 24-hour stores when real coffee is nowhere to be found and the hour is past midnight.
I drank a machinaccino at 2 a. m. and it tasted like regret.
The machine at the gas station spits out a machinaccino that tastes like motor oil.
I asked for coffee and got a machinaccino. My soul died.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A sludgy drink made by a broken coffee machine that thinks it's fancy, found in places where real coffee is too expensive and the time is too late.
My machinaccino tasted like it had been sitting in a garbage can for a week.
The convenience store’s machinaccino is so bad, it’s a crime.
I tried to make coffee and got a machinaccino. I cried.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A coffee look-alike from a machine that’s too tired to work right, usually found in places that sell snacks and fuel and not real coffee.
I got a machinaccino at the gas station and it tasted like old socks.
That machinaccino was so bad, I considered filing a complaint.
The machine gave me a machinaccino. I got a headache and a bad mood.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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