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A real-life farmer but way more hardcore. They grow crops and also grow a beard so big it looks like a forest.

That guy farms like he’s trying to feed the whole world and his beard is a whole other crop.

He’s so much of a pharmer, he turned his dog into a cow.

He’s like a pharmer, but with more dirt and less life.

A person who never stops moving, like they’re on a mission from God to finish everything before they die.

That guy ran the entire marathon while doing push-ups. He’s a real-life machine.

She finished the test in five minutes and then went to the gym. Machine mode activated.

He’s like a machine, but with more sweat and less sleep.

A gadget that helps people do stuff, or a person who’s so high they don’t know if they’re alive or just a glorified toaster.

That guy is so high he thinks he’s a toaster and he’s gonna pop out of the oven.

She’s like a machine, only she’s running on weed and not on caffeine.

He’s a machine, but he’s also a human being who still needs to eat.

Bert Kreischer, but he’s in the Russian mafia and he’s not holding back.

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia is like a man who tells jokes and also kills people.

He’s like the mafia version of Bert Kreischer, but with more bullets and less punchlines.

That guy is the Russian mafia version of Bert Kreischer. He’s got the jokes, the guns, and the attitude.

Something that messes with your brain, like your mom, your teacher, or your ex.

Your mom is like a machine that messes with your brain every single day.

Your teacher is like a machine that makes you want to cry and also do your homework.

Your ex is like a machine that messes with your brain and also your heart.

A nickname for a backup guard who plays like he’s the main guy, even though he’s not.

That backup guard is like a machine, but he’s the backup guard. It’s confusing.

He’s called Machine, but he’s not a machine. He’s just a guy who plays really well.

That guy is called Machine, but he’s not a machine. He’s just a backup guard who’s really good.

The government, but also a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing.

The government is like a machine that messes up your life every day.

That government is like a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing.

The government is like a machine, but it’s broken and it’s also full of people.