machimity

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#lazy#terrible friend#cat killer

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Machimity is a friend who’s so bad he makes your life worse. He takes all the easy work, eats Chinese food on the clock, and kills innocent cats in front of kids just to look tough.
He took my lunch break and ordered extra fried rice.
He threw a cat off the balcony because it stared at him wrong.
He tried to smoke during a meeting and got caught.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Machimity is a friend who bums all day but still takes the money. He hates bums but loves Chinese food and doesn’t care if he kills cats.
He said he was working but was on his phone eating dumplings.
He killed a cat and said it was a business move.
He got a raise but still bums all day.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Machimity is a friend who’s a total mess. He can’t quit anything, takes all the easy jobs, and makes your life hell just for fun.
He took my job and said he was doing me a favor.
He tried to smoke in the elevator and it caught fire.
He killed a cat and said it was a promotion.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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