Machimina

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Machimina is when clueless kids get paid to act in fake videos, all while the boss laughs at them for being stupid enough to do it.

My cousin got picked for Machimina because he said he could dance. He couldn't even stand up straight.

I tried Machimina and got stuck in a green screen for three hours. My feet were numb and I was mad.

My friend got a Machimina job and forgot to show up. He got a $10 tip and a middle finger.

Machimina is like being forced to act in a video game, but you get no money and your friends laugh at you for it.

My brother did Machimina and had to wear a helmet that smelled like old cheese.

I tried Machimina and had to punch a virtual robot. It didn’t even flinch.

My sister got picked for Machimina because she could sing. She couldn’t even hum.

Machimina is when you spend your day pretending to be someone else, just so some boss can make money off your stupidity.

I did Machimina and had to act like I was a superhero. I tripped over my own feet and fell into a giant green screen.

My friend got stuck in a Machimina video for two days. He said it felt like being in a prison with no escape.

I tried Machimina and had to fight a robot that looked like a potato. I lost.