machimbo

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A huge guy who thinks he's Dominican but is clearly lying and probably has no idea what that even means.
"I’m 100% Dominican," he said, then proceeded to order chicken nuggets."
He tried to talk like a Dominican guy but just sounded like a confused truck driver.
He called me a *machimbo* and then asked if I knew what that meant.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A giant man who claims to be Dominican but probably got lost on the way there and just showed up.
He showed up at the party and said, 'I’m here to represent the Dominican Republic.' Then he ate three pizzas.
He tried to speak Spanish but it sounded like a broken blender.
He called me a *machimbo* and then asked for a ride home.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A big guy who says he’s Dominican but is just trying to seem cool and doesn’t know what he’s doing.
He said, 'I’m Dominican, baby,' then dropped his pants to show off his socks.
He tried to dance like a Dominican guy but just looked like he was having a seizure.
He called me a *machimbo* and then cried because he spilled his drink.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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