Machika

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Machika is like when you take a punch to the face and then you also get a drink and then you try to make out with someone in a motel and you leave purple marks on them like a crazy superhero.
My cousin got Machika-ed at the club and now he looks like a raccoon.
She Machika-ed him so hard, the motel bed broke.
He tried to Machika me, but I was too drunk to care.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machika is a word from a language that means to smash like you’re mad and you’re also drunk and you want to leave your mark.
That guy Machika-ed his ex at the bar and now she has a black eye.
She Machika-ed the dancefloor like it was her enemy.
He said he would Machika me if I didn’t take him to the motel.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machika is when you mash, crush, or puree someone like they’re a smoothie and you’re the blender.
She Machika-ed her crush so hard, he looked like a pancake.
He Machika-ed the DJ and now the music is broken.
They Machika-ed each other like they were in a blender fight.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machika is when you crush, mix, or get wrinkled like you’ve been in a fight with a potato and a soda.
He got Machika-ed so bad, his face looked like a potato in a blender.
They Machika-ed each other and now they both look like old socks.
She Machika-ed him in the club and he was wrinkled for a week.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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