Machihya

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Machihya is a sassy girl who thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll make your day with a smile but will also cuss you out if you don't text her back.
You didn't reply to her message. She texts you: 'Are you dead? I thought you were my best friend.'
She posts a selfie with the caption: 'I'm pretty. You know that.'
She says, 'You're my friend. I love you. But if you don't like me, I'll slap you.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machihya is a girl who talks too much and thinks everyone is obsessed with her. She'll make you laugh but will also cry if you don't pay attention to her.
She texts you: 'I'm crying because you didn't say I was cute.'
She says, 'You're my best friend, but if you don't like me, I'll leave you.'
She posts a story: 'I'm sad. No one loves me. But I'm pretty.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machihya is a girl who's always got a new crush and is too dramatic for her own good. She'll make you laugh but will also get mad if you don't support her.
She says, 'He's cute. You should like him. If you don't, I'll punch you.'
She texts you: 'He didn't like me. I'm sad. But I'm pretty.'
She says, 'I'm in love. You're my best friend. If you don't support me, I'll leave you.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machihya is a girl who talks like she's the best and gets jealous if you don't like her. She'll make you laugh but will also cuss you out if you don't pay attention.
She says, 'You're my friend. I love you. But if you don't like me, I'll cuss you out.'
She texts you: 'He's cute. I'm pretty. You should like me.'
She says, 'You're my best friend. If you don't like me, I'll leave you.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machihya is a girl who thinks everyone loves her and will get mad if they don't. She'll make you laugh but will also cry if you don't support her.
She says, 'I'm pretty. You should love me. If you don't, I'll cry.'
She texts you: 'He's cute. I'm pretty. You should like me.'
She says, 'I'm your best friend. If you don't love me, I'll leave you.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machihya is a girl who's always got a new crush and will get mad if you don't support her. She'll make you laugh but will also cuss you out if you don't pay attention.
She says, 'He's cute. I'm pretty. You should like me. If you don't, I'll cuss you out.'
She texts you: 'He didn't like me. I'm sad. But I'm pretty.'
She says, 'I'm in love. You're my best friend. If you don't support me, I'll leave you.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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