Machida Karate

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A dirty mix of Shotokan Karate and Sumo Wrestling, plus Jiu-Jitsu and Wrestling, made by Lyoto Machida so he could kick ass in MMA fights and make everyone else look stupid.

"I don't just punch. I bring the whole damn wrestling ring with me.", Lyoto Machida, after a kick to the face.

"Machida Karate is like a pizza with everything on it. It’s messy, but it’s delicious.", A confused MMA fan.

"He’s not just a karate guy. He’s a karate maniac with a wrestling problem.", A guy who got knocked out by Machida.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Lyoto Machida took Karate and turned it into a weapon. He added wrestling, Jiu-Jitsu, and Sumo, so he could beat up people without breaking a sweat or getting angry.

"Machida Karate is like a cheat code in a fighting game. You just win.", A kid who watched Machida destroy someone.

"He’s like a karate ninja who also knows how to grapple.", A confused opponent.

"Machida Karate is the only style that can beat a guy who doesn’t know what he’s doing.", A guy who got destroyed.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Machida Karate is like a trash can full of fighting styles. It’s got Karate, wrestling, Jiu-Jitsu, and Sumo. Lyoto Machida made it so he could beat people up without even trying.

"Machida Karate is like a party where everyone brings a weapon.", A fan who watched a fight.

"He’s not just a karate guy. He’s a karate wolf who also knows how to grapple.", A guy who got taken down.

"Machida Karate is like a pizza with extra cheese and extra wrestling.", A confused MMA fan.

by Slangipedia 8d ago