machichod

I saw him smooch a trout in the lake like it was his ex.

He brought a bass back to his apartment and called it his girlfriend.

He tried to date a salmon and got rejected because it was too busy swimming.

He asked a catfish out on a date and got a 'maybe' from the bottom of the river.

He sent a shrimp a love note and got a text back saying 'I'm flattered, but I'm busy.'

He tried to propose to a cod and it just swam away.

He had a shrimp on his face like it was a lipstick kiss.

He got in a fight with a carp because it wouldn't take his number.

He tried to snuggle with a fish and ended up in the lake.