machichi

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tiny gay latino guys with huge muscles and chests that look like they’ve been pumped full of meat and attitude

My cousin is a machichi and he flexes in the grocery store like he’s about to fight the butcher.

That guy at the gym is a machichi and he lifts weights like he’s trying to break the bar.

My friend’s ex is a machichi and he still texts me pictures of his chest at 3 a. m.

the most annoying, loud, hot mess of a person who’s also a slut and thinks they’re the main character of their own drama

My neighbor is a machichi and she yells at the mailman like he owes her money.

That girl in my class is a machichi and she texts every guy in the school at once.

My sister’s a machichi and she still texts my ex even though he blocked her.