machiavellism

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A song by a Japanese rock band that looks like they dipped their hair in glitter and rage. It's loud, it's wild, and it makes you want to punch your neighbor.
I heard that song and immediately texted my ex.
My little brother started headbanging in the middle of the grocery store.
My dog howled like he was being tortured.
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When you’re too cheap to buy lunch but still too proud to ask for a free sandwich. It’s like being a king who steals bread from the poor just to look rich.
My mom said I was being a total scumbag.
I took a bite of my brother’s pizza without asking.
My teacher gave me a detention for stealing a pencil.
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