Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

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Like being stuck on your back while some guy is doing all the work and you're just there screaming about how this is the worst thing ever and you're also arguing with your ex while it's happening.
My back was on fire and I was yelling at my ex for breaking up with me during my first wheel-barrow ever.
I was so mad I tried to kick him in the face while he was doing the wheel-barrow.
I was half-naked and crying like a baby while my boyfriend was doing the wheel-barrow.
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You're on your back, someone is doing all the work, and you're just there making a huge deal about it, like it's the end of the world.
I was so mad I told my boyfriend he was the worst person I've ever met during the wheel-barrow.
I was screaming at the ceiling while my partner was doing the wheel-barrow.
I was halfway through the wheel-barrow and I was already texting my best friend to tell her how bad it was.
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You're on your back, someone's doing all the work, and you're just there being a total nightmare the whole time.
I was so mad I bit my lip so hard I thought I was going to bleed during the wheel-barrow.
I was yelling at my partner and my dog during the wheel-barrow.
I was so mad I was thinking about breaking up with him while he was doing the wheel-barrow.
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