Machiavellian reopening

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A reopening that makes people feel like they won the lottery, even though the person who got everything shut down in the first place is probably the one who got everything reopened just to make themselves look good.
The school came back open, but no one asked why the principal locked everything down in the first place.
The mall reopened with a big banner, but the owner was the one who shut it down to get a better deal.
The restaurant started taking reservations again, but the chef was the one who made everyone panic about the virus.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A reopening that feels like a miracle, but everyone knows the guy who made it happen probably had a hand in making everything shut down in the first place.
The gym reopened, but the manager was the one who shut it down to get a raise.
The office came back open, but the boss locked everyone out to get a better bonus.
The movie theater started playing again, but the owner was the one who made everyone afraid of going in.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A reopening that’s like a slap in the face, because the person who got everything closed was the one who got everything open again just to make themselves look good.
The store came back open, but the employee who closed it was the one who got it reopened for a promotion.
The park reopened with a big celebration, but the person who shut it down was the one who got it opened again for a raise.
The school let everyone back in, but the teacher who locked it down got a new job because of it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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