Machiavellian princess

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A princess who acts like a man, but not the kind that actually likes being a man. She fakes being tough, like she’s got a tough guy’s attitude but still wears a dress. She’s like a guy in a dress who thinks he’s tough, but everyone knows he’s just trying to avoid the embarrassment of getting a sex change.
"I don’t need a sex change, I just need a stronger willpower."
She tried to bench press 100 pounds and failed, then blamed the weights.
Her DMs: 'I’m not a tomboy, I’m a tomboy with a plan.'
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A princess who's got the heart of a man, but the brain of a girl who thinks she's got the heart of a man. She’s all about being strong, but only because she’s scared of being seen as a weak girl. She’s like a girl who thinks she’s a man, but just can’t handle the truth.
She cried in the shower after losing a game, but told everyone she was just 'training harder.'
She wore a tank top to a formal event and said, 'This is my battle armor.'
She tried to lift a table and fell over, then yelled, 'I didn’t fall, I just gave the table a high five.'
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A princess who thinks she’s tough, but only because she’s scared of the embarrassment of being called a girl. She’s like a man in a dress who’s still trying to prove he’s not a girl, even though everyone knows he’s not a man.
She tried to do push-ups and failed, but said, 'I’m just warming up.'
She got into a fight with a boy and lost, but called him a 'weakling.'
She wore a tuxedo to a party and said, 'I’m not dressing up, I’m dressing down.'
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