Machiah

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A guy who’s usually chill and loves everyone like they’re his long lost cousins but when he’s mad he’ll cuss you out like you owe him money

He hugged me like I was his long lost cousin, but when I missed his birthday, he said, 'You're dead to me!'

He defended me in a fight like I was his little brother, then cussed me out for not bringing him snacks.

He was nice until I called his mom ugly, and then he said, 'You're gonna wish you were born in a trash can!'

A guy who’s soft as a pillow but when he’s angry he’ll scream at you like you’re his worst enemy and he’s been waiting years for this

He was so nice he let me eat his last pizza slice, but when I laughed at his failed dance, he screamed, 'You're gonna regret that!'

He defended me from a bully, then cussed me for not helping him with his math homework.

He was like a pillow when I cried, but when I broke his phone, he yelled, 'You’re gonna die in a fire!'

A guy who’s usually sweet but when he’s angry he’ll call you names so bad your mom would be embarrassed

He gave me a hug like I was his best friend, but when I stole his snack, he said, 'You're a disgrace to all humans!'

He stood up for me in a fight like I was his brother, then called me a 'walking disaster.'

He was nice until I laughed at his terrible joke, and he said, 'You’re the worst friend ever!'