macheva

My cousin is a macheva. He eats pizza for breakfast and still looks good.

I saw a macheva in the mall. He was wearing socks with sandals and a crown.

My teacher said I was a macheva. Then she failed me. Probably out of jealousy.

My dog is a macheva. He barks at the mailman like he’s about to die.

My brother called me a macheva. Then he cried when I beat him at video games.

The guy at the gas station is a macheva. He wears sunglasses at noon and knows my name.

My mom is a macheva. She says she’s the best at everything. Even cooking. Which is fake.

My friend’s dog is a macheva. It doesn’t even like other dogs. It just stares at them.

The principal is a macheva. He thinks he’s cool, but he still wears a tie every day.