macheted

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Having a wild three-way with a girl and her mom while wearing only socks and eating a taco. Usually happens in a pool and gets recorded for all to see.
I had a macheted in the pool and my cousin ate the taco.
My brother got macheted by his crush and her mom. It was on TikTok.
My friend got macheted and now he’s famous.
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A long, hard, metal sword that’s longer than a pen, but way bigger than a knife. It’s used for chopping people’s heads off and cutting through grass like it’s nothing.
He brought a machete to the park and cut the grass like it was a person.
My dad used a machete to cut the head off a chicken. It was brutal.
The guy had a machete and said he’d cut my hair if I didn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A Spanish word for a huge, ass-kicking knife. It’s like a big, angry knife that wants to stab you.
My cousin’s machete is so big, it could stab a cow.
The guy had a machete and said he was gonna stab me if I didn’t pay him.
My uncle brought a machete to the party and stabbed the punch bowl.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A long knife used for slicing through trees and zombie heads. It’s the best tool ever for killing zombies and showing off.
He used a machete to kill a zombie and then did a dance.
My mom brought a machete to the store and cut the line in half.
The guy used a machete to cut the tree and it made a loud noise.
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The best movie ever. It’s about a guy named Machete who fights zombies and has a huge army. It also has Lindsay Lohan’s boobs and a senator who gets stabbed.
I watched Machete and cried because of the boobs.
My brother watched Machete and now he wants to be a soldier.
The movie Machete is the best, and it has a senator who gets stabbed.
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A knife that’s longer than most blades and has a handle that’s bigger than your head. It’s used for hacking through bushes and people.
He used a machete to hack through the bushes and found a snake.
My dad brought a machete to the park and hacked through a tree.
The guy had a machete and said he would hack me if I didn’t give him my lunch.
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Something you pull out when 10 guys try to tackle you in the BP parking lot. It has a blade longer than your arm and a handle harder than your skull.
I pulled out my machete and cut one guy’s hair.
My friend got macheted by 10 guys in the BP parking lot.
He used a machete to cut through the line of guys trying to tackle him.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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