Machete Wound

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A big rip in your body that looks like a bad haircut and smells like regret.

My cousin got a machete wound and now he looks like a bag of rotten meat.

She said she didn’t know how to use a machete. Now her leg is a mess.

He tried to be cool with the machete. Now he's just cool in pain.

A cut so bad it could make a doctor cry and a gangster proud.

The guy got a machete wound and still ran away. That's some serious guts.

My friend said he got stabbed. It was a machete wound. He was lying.

She took a machete wound and kept dancing. Now she's famous.

A hole in your body that screams for help and laughs at you.

He got a machete wound and still tried to flirt. That's brave.

My dog got a machete wound and now he just stares at me like I betrayed him.

She took a machete wound and still won the fight. That's just brutal.