Machete Punk

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A Hispanic or Latino kid who rocks a punk look and uses a machete when things get spicy.

I told my homie to chill, he pulled out a machete and said, 'You want spicy?'

At the concert, he ran through the crowd with a machete screaming, 'This is punk!'

He got in a fight over a pizza and used a machete like it was a remote control.

A Latino or Hispanic person who fights with a machete and thinks punk is a lifestyle, not a genre.

He used a machete on the guy who stole his headphones. 'That's punk, man.'

At the mall, he yelled, 'This is punk!' and slashed the deflated balloon with a machete.

He got kicked out of the club for swinging a machete at the DJ.

A Hispanic or Latino punk who doesn't know the difference between a guitar and a machete.

He tried to play the guitar with a machete and broke three strings.

He asked the teacher, 'Can I use a machete instead of a pencil?'

He got in trouble for using a machete during a math test.