Machete Mouth

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A mouth that looks like it got run over by a machete and then told to shut up by a fat kid in a gym sock.

My cousin’s face looked like a bad horror movie after the machete came out.

I saw this guy at the bus stop and thought he had a mouth full of broken glass.

She smiled so hard I thought her face was about to explode.

A face that looks like it was face-planted into a metal trash can and then exploded with confetti made of broken teeth and screaming.

That guy at the bar looked like he had a fight with a metal band.

My mom’s face after she ate a whole pizza and then tried to smile.

He walked in like he just won a war against a toaster.