Machete momma

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A machete momma has so much body hair it looks like a wild animal took a bath in her pubic area and then threw a party.

I tried to shave my legs and ended up with a beard.

My pubic hair is so thick I could hide a raccoon in there.

I looked like a monster after my shower. My dog ran away.

A machete momma’s body hair is so intense it could be used as a weapon in a war between beards and mustaches.

My pubic hair is like a forest. I lost a sock in there.

I tried to trim my hair and it came back with a vengeance.

I have a beard down there. My ex didn’t even know what I was.

A machete momma has hair so wild it could make a lion jealous and a goat cry.

I had to use a chainsaw to get through my pubic hair.

My pubic hair is like a jungle. I could live in there.

I looked like a cave man. My kid asked if I was going to start a fire.