Machete Dick

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When you swing a machete like a dick and slice open someone's butt or snatch until they're screaming and bleeding.

I saw him cut open a guy's ass and it looked like a meatball festival.

She used a machete like a cock and made my cousin cry blood.

He took a swing at my friend's pussy and it was like a horror movie.

When you use a machete as a big, angry cock and rip someone's butt or snatch open like it’s a bad pizza.

He used the machete like a cock and my sister’s butt was bleeding everywhere.

My friend got hit with a machete in the snatch and it was like a fireworks show.

That guy cut open a girl’s ass and it looked like a hot dog booth.

When you chop someone’s butt or snatch off with a machete like it’s a cock and you’re trying to kill them.

He chopped my cousin’s butt in half and it was the worst thing I ever saw.

She used a machete like a cock and sliced my friend’s snatch into pieces.

I watched a guy cut open a guy’s ass and it was like a meat grinder.