MACHETE DESHTROYER

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So good it makes your brain explode and your pants look like they were dipped in shame.

That pizza was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I ate it like it was my last meal.

The concert was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I didn’t sleep for three days.

That meme was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I sent it to my mom, my dad, and my ex.

So good it makes your soul happy and your enemies cry.

That party was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I got kicked out for dancing on the ceiling.

The movie was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I cried so much I had to take a nap.

That game was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I beat my brother and my mom at the same time.

So good it could make a saint blush and a monster feel proud.

That cake was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I ate it so fast I got a stomachache.

That test was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I got 100% and my teacher cried.

That concert was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I screamed so loud I woke up the neighbors.

So good it should be illegal and needs a medal.

That song was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I sang it in the shower and my dog joined in.

That trip was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I got lost, got food poisoning, and still had fun.

That game was MACHETE DESHTROYER. I beat my dad and he cried like a baby.