machetanz

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so hot it could melt the face off a saint, and her cleavage could make a football team jealous.

I saw her and my brain turned to Jell-O.

She walked in and the whole gym went silent like a priest just walked in.

That girl looked like she could cook my dinner and I’d eat it with a spoon.

a woman who’s got the hots for everyone and grabs your junk like it’s a free snack, making other ladies want to punch her.

She grabbed my junk in front of my mom and I died a little.

She’s like a greasy pizza, everyone wants a piece, but no one wants to eat the crust.

She’s got the whole school distracted with her grab action.