macheta

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She’s a laugh factory and a heart of gold. But don’t you dare mess with her or she’ll rip your face off. She’s also a brainiac and looks like a goddess.
She told the whole class a joke about my mom and I got in trouble.
She beat up my brother for stealing her lunch.
She solved the math test before the teacher even gave it out.
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She’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and she’ll take care of you. But if you cross her, she’ll make you regret it. She’s also a genius and a total looker.
She made me laugh so hard I cried during math class.
She gave my crush a wedgie for being mean to her.
She aced the science test while the teacher was still explaining it.
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She’s hilarious and kind, but she’s also a beast. Don’t mess with her or she’ll punch you in the face. Plus, she’s super smart and looks like a million bucks.
She told the principal a joke and he let me skip lunch.
She kicked my friend out of the group chat for being a jerk.
She knew the answer to the question before the teacher asked it.
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