Macheso

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A hot guy who looks like a prince but acts like he just got kicked out of a fancy hotel.
He showed up to the party in a suit and left in his pajamas.
He told the barista he'd pay for her coffee if she'd shut up.
He walked into the room and the whole bar turned to look at him.
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A guy who looks like he's got a million dollars but spends it like he just got a paycheck from a broke uncle.
He bought a pizza for the whole table and ate one slice.
He took a selfie with a celebrity and then left the restaurant without paying.
He dropped a quarter on the floor and cursed like he'd lost a fortune.
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A guy who looks like a model but treats life like it's a bad game show.
He won a bet and then lost it all in 10 seconds.
He smiled at a girl and then insulted her dog.
He got a free drink and then threw it at the bartender.
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