Macherklöten

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Macherklöten is when you call someone a big man because they got balls so huge they could beat up a goat.
"You're the Macherklöten of the year!", said by a guy who just got dumped.
"Macherklöten!", yelled by a kid who saw his dad punch a wall.
"You're the Macherklöten of this school!", said by a teacher who got beat up by a student.
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Macherklöten is like giving someone a gold medal for having cojones that could crush a chicken.
"Macherklöten!", said by a guy who lost a bet.
"You're Macherklöten!", said by a girl who saw her crush fight a cop.
"Macherklöten!", said by a man who just got divorced.
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Macherklöten is when you say someone has balls so big they could make a sandwich out of a cow.
"Macherklöten!", said by a guy who failed a test.
"You're Macherklöten!", said by a kid who saw his dad fight a dog.
"Macherklöten!", said by a teacher who got fired.
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Macherklöten is like saying someone's got cojones so big they could be a superhero.
"Macherklöten!", said by a guy who got beat up.
"You're Macherklöten!", said by a girl who saw her crush beat up a guy.
"Macherklöten!", said by a man who just lost a bet.
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Macherklöten is when you call someone a man because their balls are so big they could be a planet.
"Macherklöten!", said by a kid who saw his dad punch a wall.
"You're Macherklöten!", said by a teacher who got fired.
"Macherklöten!", said by a guy who lost a bet.
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Macherklöten is when you give someone a compliment by saying they've got the balls of a dinosaur.
"Macherklöten!", said by a guy who got dumped.
"You're Macherklöten!", said by a kid who saw his dad fight a cop.
"Macherklöten!", said by a teacher who got beaten up by a student.
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