macher

My math teacher is a total macher, he makes equations that look like they were stolen from a wizard’s spellbook.

This macher made a pizza so good, my dog ate the whole thing and then tried to bite me.

That guy in the back who builds robots in his garage is a macher. He once made a robot that yelled at my mom.

My cousin’s macher girlfriend gave me the silent treatment for a week. I’ve never been that cold.

That macher at the coffee shop didn’t even say hi to me. I think she’s plotting against me.

My neighbor’s macher wife gave me a look so icy, I could’ve skated on it.

My uncle is a total macher. He wears a suit to the grocery store and talks to the cashier like he’s at a fancy party.

That guy in the park who yells at pigeons is a macher. He thinks he’s important, but the pigeons just laugh at him.

My brother is a macher who tried to propose to his boss. It didn’t go well.

That macher from Scream was so weak, a TV pushed on his head killed him.

I think that macher was just a guy who couldn’t handle a little pressure.

That macher died because he was too scared to fight back. What a wimp.

My best friend is a total macher. She got straight A’s, she’s good at sports, and she can cook. She’s annoying.

That macher in my class is so good at everything, he even beat my dad in a video game.

My sister is a macher who can do math, dance, and sing. She’s perfect, but also a little too much.

That macher is the best ghostface, and he’s also fine as hell. I think he’s a god.

He’s the best ghostface, and he’s fine as hell. He looks like he just stepped out of a movie.

That macher is not just a ghostface, he’s fine as hell. He’s the real deal.

My husband is a macher, and he’s real and true. He doesn’t lie, and he never leaves me.

That macher is my husband. He’s real and true, and he always remembers my birthday.

My husband is a macher, and he’s real and true. He doesn’t even need a phone to remember things.