MacHenry

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MacHenry is a short, chucklehead guy who’s always cracking jokes. He might look average, but he’s got some serious goods, especially in Haiti where people talk about him like he’s a legend.
MacHenry walked in and said, 'I’m the reason your mom left your dad.'
He told a joke so bad it made the whole class cry.
In Haiti, they say he’s got the moves of a goat and the brain of a chicken.
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MacHenry is a guy who’s not the tallest, but he’s got a body that could make a statue blush. He talks a lot, laughs at his own jokes, and if you mess with him, he’ll take your girl and leave you crying in the corner.
BigMac just said, 'If you don’t stop teasing me, I’ll take your girl and your lunch money.'
He was so hot, the gym teacher gave him a pass.
He ran into the school principal and said, 'I’m not going to fight you, I’ll just take your wife.'
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