Machen

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Machen is a hot mess with huge titties and a laugh that could shake the whole block. She’s smart as hell and doesn’t need no one to finish her sentences.
Machen walked into the bar, and every guy dropped their beer.
She got a PhD and still knows how to make a guy lose their mind.
Machen texted me at 3 a. m. just to say she was thinking about me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Putting a rubber over your meat and your nuts like it’s your last day on earth.
He put the condom on like he was saving his life.
She didn’t even bother to check if it was on right.
He tried to put it on while he was still hard.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Getting some quick action or taking a long-ass nap, either way, it’s all good.
He did a quickie and then fell asleep at his desk.
She napped for three hours and called it a win.
He took a nap and claimed it was a power move.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Buying a bike that costs 3000€ but paying 5000€ and then acting like it’s the best decision ever.
He paid 5000€ for a bike and called it a masterpiece.
She bought it and then said it was worth every penny.
He got it and still didn’t know how to use the gears.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone stops talking to you out of nowhere and never comes back.
He ghosted me after our third date.
She didn’t even say goodbye.
He blocked me and never texted me again.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A German way of saying they got things done, like they’re the king of productivity.
He said he got stuff done and called it a day.
She finished her work and acted like a boss.
He didn’t even take a break.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone gets muted in Discord and doesn’t even realize it, like they’re a fool.
He was talking to everyone and didn’t know he was muted.
She kept texting and no one saw it.
He tried to yell and no one heard him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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