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A woman who thinks she's the main event on a dating site but still texts her ex.

I'm on match. com and still talking to my ex like he's my main squeeze.

She swiped right on 10 guys but still texts her ex at 2 a. m.

This machelorette is on match. com but still crying over her ex's pizza delivery.

A woman who signs up for dating sites just to prove her ex was wrong about her.

I joined match. com just to show my ex he was wrong about me.

She made a profile on match. com to prove her ex was a loser.

This machelorette is on match. com because her ex said she'd never find anyone else.

A woman who dates online just so she can laugh at her ex's failures.

She's on match. com just to watch her ex's life fall apart.

This machelorette is dating online so she can mock her ex's bad choices.

She joined match. com so she can laugh at her ex's dating life.