machelle

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A woman so perfect she might as well be a goddess. People use her as a standard to measure other women against, like a walking trophy.
You look like a hot mess compared to Machelle.
Machelle is the only reason I bother getting out of bed.
If Machelle was a pizza, I’d be the sauce.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Your bestie. Your soulmate. The one who knows your secrets and still loves you even when you act like a total idiot.
Machelle is the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying.
She’s like my second mom but way better looking.
If Machelle wasn’t my best friend, I’d be the worst person ever.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Machel is the guy who looks like a million bucks and has a cock so big it could knock out a whole football team. He’s the kind of guy who makes every girl wet and every boy jealous.
Machel walks in and the whole room gets distracted.
That guy has a cock so big it’s a miracle he fits in pants.
Machel is the reason I failed my math test.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A church-going, cooking-obsessed woman who can make the best chicken and has the personality of a saint.
She bakes so good, I’ve considered joining the church just to get free cookies.
Machelle is the reason I know how to make a decent casserole.
She’s so holy, she probably speaks to God on the phone.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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The hottest girl who makes every boy drool and every girl jealous. She’s bold and doesn’t take any crap from toxic people.
Machelle walks in and every guy turns around like they’re in a commercial.
If you’re toxic, Machelle will literally say ‘bye bish’ and walk away.
She’s so hot, even the sun gets jealous.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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