machela

She showed up to the party with no makeup and called me ugly. I told her she looked like a raccoon in a dress.

My cousin’s ex said she was a machela, and now she’s crying in the bathroom.

He texted me, 'You’re a machela and I hate you.' I replied, 'You’re a baby and I’m done with you.'

She kept bragging about her looks until I told her her face was bigger than a football.

My neighbor’s daughter called me a machela, so I told her she looked like a fried chicken.

He said, 'You’re a machela and I’m the king of the world.' I said, 'You’re the king of the dumb.'

She said I was a machela, so I told her I was the main character and she was the sidekick.

At the mall, she yelled, 'You’re a machela and I’m a queen!' I told her I was a king.

He DM’d me, 'You’re a machela and I’m not.' I said, 'You’re a baby and I’m not.'