Macheda

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To Macheda is to completely blow any other team’s chance of winning the league by doing the worst possible thing at the worst possible time
I Macheda’d the whole game by kicking the ball into the crowd during a penalty.
That kid Macheda’d the final match by falling over during a free kick.
I Macheda’d my team’s season by deciding to eat a whole pizza right before the big game.
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A skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who thinks skateboarding is cool, but they're actually a disaster on a mini board. They wear weird hats and think they're the next big thing.
This skaterboi macheda tried to do a flip and fell into a bush.
He showed up to the convention wearing a backwards hat and a hoodie that was too big.
He tried to sing during a battle and it sounded like a cat was choking on a sock.
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Macheda is a girl who’s super smart and talented, but she’s also super quiet. Once you get to know her, she’s actually super cool and pretty fun to be around.
Macheda sat in the corner of class and never talked, but she aced the test.
She didn’t say a word until I asked her a question, and then she gave me the best answer ever.
She was quiet all day, but when she finally talked, it was like she had a whole story to tell.
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