Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks Macs are the best thing since sliced bread and probably still uses a flip phone.

I'm a machead. My Mac is my soul. My PC is a disgrace.

My mom bought me a Mac and now I hate her.

I don't use Windows. I don't use anything else. I just use Macs and cry about it.

2

Someone who takes their Mac and turns it into a fancy spaceship just to show off.

I spent $2000 on my Mac just to make it look like a spaceship. I’m a machead.

I made my Mac go ‘beep boop’ and now I’m a machead.

I put a 4K monitor on my Mac and now I’m a machead.

3

A guy who calls you a ‘dumbass’ because you use Windows and also thinks you’re gay.

You use Windows? You’re a dumbass and probably gay too.

I’m a machead and I know you’re not cool enough to use a Mac.

You said ‘Windows’ in front of me and now I hate you.

4

A person who thinks Mac Miller is the only good rapper and has a tattoo of him.

I’m a machead because I love Mac Miller and also my Mac.

I got a tattoo of Mac Miller and now I’m a machead.

Mac Miller is my life. My Mac is my life. I’m a machead.

5

A true Mac user who hates anything that isn’t a Mac and probably thinks Intel is evil.

Intel is evil. I hate it. I’m a machead.

I pray for Apple to bring back PPC. I’m a machead.

I don’t even talk to Intel users. I’m a machead.

6

Someone who has a PC but wishes it was a Mac so they try to make it look like one.

My PC looks like a Mac now. I’m a machead.

I changed my PC settings to look like a Mac. I’m a machead.

I tried to make my PC a Mac. It failed. But I’m still a machead.