Machaznee

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The top human to hang with. Sweet as pie but will flip out and cuss you like a sailor in a storm.

You: "I'm just gonna chill." Machaznee: "Chill? I'll show you chill!" (Then she cussed me for 10 minutes.)

She brought cookies to my funeral. Then she cussed my mom out.

She told my ex he looked like a raccoon in a trash can.

A human who’s cute, smart, and will punch you in the face if you say one bad thing about her.

She called my dog a f***ing hairball and then fed him a whole pizza.

She told my dad he was a f***ing disgrace and then gave him a hug.

She got mad at my math test and drew a f***ing dragon on it.

The best human alive. She’s chill but will go full f***ing crazy if you annoy her.

She said I was a f***ing lemon and then gave me a f***ing hug.

She cussed my teacher out for giving me a B.

She called my cat a f***ing couch potato and then fed it cake.

A human who’s smart, sassy, and will f***ing cuss you if you talk trash about her.

She said I was a f***ing doorknob and then gave me a f***ing cookie.

She told my brother he was a f***ing slob and then cleaned his room.

She cussed my neighbor for stealing her f***ing plants.

The best human to be around. She’s chill but will f***ing cuss you if you mess with her.

She called my dog a f***ing hairball and then gave him a f***ing treat.

She cussed my teacher out for giving me a D.

She told my dad he was a f***ing disgrace and then gave him a f***ing hug.

The best human alive. She’s smart, sassy, and will cuss you like a sailor if you annoy her.

She called my dog a f***ing hairball and then gave him a f***ing treat.

She cussed my teacher out for giving me a D.

She told my brother he was a f***ing slob and then cleaned his room.