Machayes

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A redheaded man who talks to every girl like they're his future wife but can't get a date. His penis is so big it looks like it has its own ZIP code.

He asked the barista if she wanted to be his girlfriend. She said no. He still tips her $20.

He sent a girl 17 messages in one day. She blocked him.

He told a girl he would marry her if she said yes. She said yes. He ran away.

A guy with red hair who flirts nonstop but can't get laid. His penis is so big it could be a state.

He hit on a girl at the grocery store. She told him to go home. He bought a whole cart of snacks for her.

He tried to ask a girl out at school. She laughed so hard she cried.

He told a girl he was the best lover ever. She said he was the worst.

A redheaded man who can't stop flirting but gets rejected every time. His penis is so huge it looks like it's trying to take over the world.

He asked a girl to be his girlfriend. She said no. He still took her to the movies.

He sent a girl a text saying he loved her. She replied with a single word: 'No.'

He tried to flirt with every girl in the class. Only one girl smiled back.