machaw

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Machaw is the hottest girl in the room who makes your brain shut down. She’s smart, talks a lot in class, and when she smiles, it’s like you just got hit by a glitter bomb.

I saw Machaw in the hallway and I literally tripped over my own feet.

She got a perfect score on the test and still managed to look cute while doing it.

I tried to ask her out and she said, 'You’re not even worth my time.' I still like her more.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Machaw is a grade-A looker who can make you feel like a doofus. She’s got a mean face but hides it well, and her hair is so good it should have its own Instagram.

I tried to flirt with her and she just rolled her eyes. Now I have a new nickname: 'Doofus.'

She walked into the classroom and the whole class stopped talking. I got distracted and failed the quiz.

She told me I was ‘not even close’ to being cute. I still think she’s lying.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Machaw is the kind of girl who makes you want to die because she’s so good-looking and she’s got a brain to match. She wears basic clothes and still looks like a queen.

I asked her to the dance and she said yes. I died of happiness. Then she showed up wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I died again.

She beat me in a spelling bee and still looked like she had a million followers.

I texted her and she replied with a smiley face. I texted her again and she said, 'You’re annoying.' I still text her.

by Slangipedia 5h ago