Machau

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A person so awesome they make your brain explode and your mom cry.

My cousin is a Machau. I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself and still had energy to beat up a dog.

That guy in the class is a Machau. He got 100% on the test and still drew a mustache on the teacher's face.

My dad says I'm a Machau. I don't know what that means, but I like the sound of it.

So awesome they could turn your childhood into a nightmare just for fun.

My neighbor is a Machau. He turned my goldfish into a chicken and now it clucks at me every day.

That kid in the park is a Machau. He ate my sandwich and still had time to draw on my face.

My brother says I'm a Machau. I don't believe him, but I got a goldfish for my birthday.

So awesome they make your life feel like a bad movie and you're the sidekick.

My teacher is a Machau. She gave me a D and still had time to make the clock explode.

That guy in the video game is a Machau. He beat me up and still had time to steal my pizza.

My mom says I'm a Machau. I don't know why, but I got extra homework.