macharran

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A macharran is a guy so ugly he makes your dog look good. But if he's hot, he's the type of man that makes your ex cry in the shower.

My cousin is a macharran. He eats tacos for breakfast and still smells like a sewer.

She said he was a macharran. I said he was a macharran with a side of drama.

My teacher called me a macharran. I told him I’d bring a macharran to class.

A macharran is a man so loud he could wake up a dead person. But if he’s smooth, he can make your mom blush.

My neighbor is a macharran. He yells at his plants and they die faster.

He called me a macharran. I called him a macharran with a bad haircut.

My brother is a macharran. He eats pizza for dinner and still has no friends.

A macharran is a guy who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just a guy who forgot to shave.

My friend is a macharran. He thinks he’s a superhero. He’s just a guy with a bad attitude.

She called him a macharran. He said she was a macharran with a bad sense of humor.

My dad is a macharran. He says he’s the best. He’s just the best at being loud.