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When cops grab you like a cocky kid who just stole the last slice of pizza and make you do a stupid dance that looks like you're trying to escape a prison break while still wearing your socks.
"I didn't do it! Why are you making me do the robot?!", Jalen, 2019
"I’m not going to jail, I’m going to jail with style.", Destiny, 2021
"I looked like a confused chicken in a traffic ticket.", Marcus, 2020
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That awkward dance you do when the cops are yanking your arms back like you're a bad kid who just bit the principal’s face off.
"I was doing the cha-cha of shame.", Riley, 2020
"They pulled me like I was a rag doll and I had to do the dumbest dance ever.", Kayla, 2022
"I looked like I was trying to escape a cop and failed.", Donte, 2021
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The crazy move you make when you're being cuffed like you just insulted your grandma and you're getting dragged to jail like a hot mess.
"I did the jail shuffle and I looked like a confused chicken.", Jordan, 2021
"I was doing the hand-to-head dance and I was ready to cry.", Taylor, 2020
"They pulled me back like I was a wild dog and I had to do the stupidest dance ever.", Leila, 2022
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